Succinctity is not a word

But if it were, I would apply it to Talia's piece, which sums up this wee contest so nicely. I can't really think of a picture that applies to it, so I'm just using this fucked up weirdo connect-the-dots shit I grabbed.

Talia's email, in its entirety:

There once was a man in Manhattan,
But he and his girlfriend weren't happenin'.
So her ticket he gave
To a 'Clap' fan so brave
As to ask! (in a limerick (not Latin))

~t