The Story of the Limerick Contest

Shit. I was kind of hoping that image would be large enough that I wouldn't have to write out again what I am doing here. Oh well, here's the skinny: I've got an extra ticket for the Clap Your Hands Say Yeah show at Irving Plaza on Saturday night, and I decided to hold a competition on craigslist and award the ticket to the person who comes up with the funniest limerick. I like limericks. This should be fucking funny. Keep checking back; I'll post the limericks in batches as they roll in. And PLEASE VOTE! This Saturday, December 31st, between high noon and 2PM!

Here's the link to the craigslist ad:
http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tix/121298807.html